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Arsenal Transfer Deadline Day Live Blog: Park’s Off To France, Klose Looking Likely
It’s that time again. Clock-watching, refreshing a million half-baked news stories and #ITK Twitter profiles.
Ignore all that – here’s @SamDiss your complete guide to Arsenal’s transfer deadline day, right up until it SLAMS SHUT (as windows are wont to do).
10:38 – Many saying they’d rather sign Kim Kardashian than Kim Kallstrom. Harsh but, ultimately, pretty fair.
10:30 - Park Chu-Young in talks with Nantes over permanent transfer. Will anyone miss him? No. The answer is no.
10:24 – Okay everyone can stop doing the ‘Cherno Samba to Arsenal’ rumour now. Never gonna happen, guys.
10:20 – Someone brought me a croissant. Have slathered it in chocolate. Just thought you should know.
10:16 – Looks like Arsenal are finally dumping Dench empty-vessel Frimpong, with Barnsley picking up the pieces on loan. V un-Dench, pal. (via @FourFourTweet)
10: 10 – Wenger says Ramsey’s out for six weeks. Imagine how many bicep curls he can do it that time! He’ll end up with Jordan Henderson level arms.
10:04 – “i envision calamity befalling Arsenal” – @Qujo_Z, trying his best to sound smart
09:55 – Miroslav Klose now. That’s the rumour (according to The Metro). Like the scouts were just like “Well, while we’re in Germany might as well look about…” Actually that’s probably unfair, the German striker is still a force of nature.
09:50 – Those venereal chaps over at Daily Mail reporting that Arsenal are ‘talking’ to Sweden’s talented but decrepit 100-year-old playmaker Kim Kallstrom.
09:45 – “Arsenal will sign Berbatov. I’m telling you” – @spursspanyol
09:35 - Wenger: “The Draxler situation has been created by the newspapers, not by me. He will stay at Schalke” – not our words, obviously, but the words of Arsenal manager via the official Arsenal Twitter.
09:22 - Telegraph are reporting loan moves for Tello and Morata might be on the cards. That’d be such a coup for Wenger that I might lose all motor-skills (and also set Arsenal as my default team on FIFA14)
09:10 – I’ve got two coffees. Double-fisting already.
08:55 – Vucinic is still being linked to Arsenal by… Well, mostly by Arsenal fans. But there was also that Guardian post yesterday which gives it a LITTLE bit of credibility…